Valley River RV Resort

Im disabled and you cant put a portable dog fence up so your fur babies can be let out of the camper to do their business, you have to get up get dressed and walk to the Dog Park! I have a dog that will not do his business on a leash! I also think its a little of a safety feature so other animals cant come in your area. When you tie 2 dogs out in a little area they will get tangled up so all your doing is un tangling them and not relaxing. Its just not convenient. You cant put rugs out on the grass either so you track in more dirt! Its not walkable to the casino unless you are very athletic.

Towed a couple campers from there staff was very helpful and friendly. Great location if you like going to the casino.

Poker room very poorly managed. Two tables open most of the time. 6 to 8 players on waiting list all the time. I drive two hours to play and have to wait 4 hours to get into cash game. How hard would it be to train one extra dealer and have them on call…so players don’t have to wait so long.

Absolutely — here’s the harsher, still-humorous version: ⸻ ⭐ Luxury? Try Lugubrious. I booked this place because their website flaunted a sparkling, resort-style pool and promised luxury camping. What I got was a health-code violation with electrical cords floating in swamp water. The first photo is what they advertised. The rest? That’s what I walked into — a post-apocalyptic kiddie pool where dreams (and probably frogs) go to die. Calling this place “luxury” is like calling a gas station hot dog fine dining. Staff is decent enough,‘and this place has promise. Nice setting with good views and some amenities that could be nice. The picnic area? A scene from a backyard abandonment. A cat litter box sat proudly next to the table like some kind of budget end-table. If you’re into that gritty, feral aesthetic, you’ll love it here. Also — don’t bother asking the staff what’s going on. You’ll get the same energy as a shrug emoji wearing sunglasses. Bottom line: this place catfished me so hard I need therapy. Do better. Or at least drain the algae pit.

We were here 3 years ago, and the park was immaculate. Well. …. it’s not anymore. Apparently there is a new owner(s) and things have really gone downhill. The few staff that are working are very nice and helpful, and have gone out of their way to make sure we are comfortable with our site. It’s really a shame; we love this area for the Harley riding and the location is great, but we will be finding another place to stay next year. 😔